Statistical Mechanics applied to the regulated industry controlling its regulators. Corporate spins (strategic objectives) + coupling constants (B2B dependencies like Meta needing NVIDIA GPUs) + external field (federal regulation). Historically, regulation = thermal noise preventing monopolistic alignment. The Presidential science advisory council flipped the field polarity — state now ALIGNS with corporate coupling. Conflict-of-interest waivers = T leads to 0. Irreversible phase transition to ferromagnetic (ordered) state. The system cannot spontaneously disorder once the thermal noise is eliminated.